Adam Wheezer


Symptoms: Wheezing, coughing, shortness of breath.

Diagnosis: He has a cigarette in his mouth(surprise, surprise) and as you all know smoking causes asthma. Adam also has Eczema and asthma is strongly suspected if a patient has Eczema. When taking a blood test we also found out he is allergic to his dog. We need to limit his exposure to his dog.

Treatment: I limited exposure to his dog, put him off from smoking(if he doesn't he might die from lung cancer too) I also gave him an asthma inhaler.


The story:
So I was sitting in my office replying to Dr. Siggowitz emails about his perfect eyes when this skinny, pale man opened the door to my office, he had a cigarette in his mouth. He looked like a zombie coming to eat my flesh. "Get out!" I yelled. "But you're Dr. Asthma the best Asthma doctor ever, I need your help please!!" he pleaded. "Oh ok, I thought you were a zombie or something come to eat my flesh." I remarked. I asked him his name, he replied shakily "Adam Wyatt sir." I asked him what symptons he has had these last few days and he said he has
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experienced, wheezing, coughing, shortness of breath and blah blah blah.... boring! From the first three symptons I already can tell he has Asthma and the cigarette in his mouth gives me even more evidence. I took a blood test and found out he is allergic to his doggy. I asked him if he spends time with his dog everyday. He replied yes. I asked if he has Eczema and he said "Absolutely, I can show it to you." I made a disgusted face and said no. I told him that if a patient has Eczema then Asthma is strongly suspected. I told him that being exposed to something that you're allergic to triggers Asthma, I also told him that smoking causes Asthma and he should pop that Cigarette out of his mouth and throw it in the trash. I also told him that smoking causes lung cancer and he immediately popped the cigarette out of his mouth. At the end of the case, I gave him an asthma inhaler, put him off smoking and to spend less time with his dog. We shook hands and I cried out "Another patient cured!" I got back to my office sipped some coffee and got back to replying to Dr. Siggowitz Emails.

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